This would have taken place on either April 23rd, or April 24th of this year.
Me: Hello, is this the President of BP?
(The responses are up to your imagination. This is the conversation from my side of the phone. )
This is the President of the United States:
I'm very sorry to hear about the explosion of your oil rig. My condolences for those who have lost their lives.
Let me ask: Have you made arrangements for those who died in this disaster and their families?
What about the injured? Are they being taken care of?
Is everyone who was present on the rig accounted for and safe?
OK. Great.
I understand the pipe is leaking right now, do you have a contingency plan in place for this?
How can the United States help you stop this leak?
I've got my top disaster guy here on the phone too. I'm going to turn this over to him. Whatever you need he'll arrange to get for you.
How hard could it be?
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