A moving truck pulls up to an apartment where a bunch of people are expectantly waiting. The driver jumps out of the truck and runs to the back. Just before opening the door, he turns and says:
"All right! Glad you are all here! Before we begin, let me ask a few questions:
Have any of you had any kind of a back injury in the last 6 months?
Is anybody taking any pain medication?
What about medication for high blood pressure?
Diabetes?
Restless leg syndrome?
Did you all get at least 7 hours of sleep?
Have you taken your vitamins?
I have protein bars in the truck.
Do any of you have any qualms about lifting more than 70 lbs?
Have any suffered from depression or thoughts of suicide?
Great! Now once I've got your doctor's release forms, we'll begin!"
