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Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Candidate of the Apocalypse: Episode 12: "Fish Fry"


Year: 2037 Late April
"All right class, would you guys be terribly disappointed if we stopped a little early today?"
The Teacher's offer was met with enthusiastic cheers.
"I thought so!  You are dismissed."
His happy students charged out of the room talking excitedly.  In a moment Teacher was left alone to wash the board and cough.  The last bout left him a little dizzy and he had to sit down for a few minutes.  He regained his composure and walked to the rear of the room, straightening the desks as he went.  He picked up a book, closed the new door and turned around to take in the scene outside.   
His students and their parents had gathered around a large open air grill. The smell of cooking food was rising in the air.  In this case the main course was a rare delicacy - fish.  A wagon  fashioned from a large tank stood nearby.  The two horses which pulled it had been unhitched and were standing patiently nearby.  A manger with food had been placed close enough for them to eat.  
Last fall some of the men had cut the top off of the tank and filled it part way with water, which became ice in the winter cold.  Snow filled the rest of the tank.  They put the top back on and insulated the sides with various materials so it would take a long time for the ice to melt.  A week ago these adventurers left town bound for the coast.  They reappeared last night with the tank full of various specimens of large, beautiful fish.  The ice kept their catch fresh for this day.  
Here was the start of what in the old world would be called spring break.  School was in recess for three days.  Teacher was all right with the time off because he would need to study.  Last fall he traded for three coveted books, all printed in the 21st century.  Well, what used to be called the 21st century anyway.  That means of reckoning would no longer be necessary.  The world at large ceased counting any time before the Great Darkness.  This was year sixteen by the current calendar.  Teacher looked down at the text.  'Engineering Mechanics, vol. 6'.  It was a college textbook, but his students could handle it.  Their math skills were first rate.  He placed the book on the outcropping of an old wall for the moment.  He would pick it up after the party.  Taking a deep breath, he found that his lung didn't hurt as much as usual.  The warm sun was doing him good.  His limp was less noticeable too.  
Teacher mingled with the crowd and greeted everyone with a slight smile and a nod.  Several parents complimented him for his efforts at school.  Pretty soon he was eating heartily while the adventurers, happy to be at the center of attention, described their expedition.  
At the end of the Great Darkness, the sea, like the skies above, were black with all manner of poison and disease.  But they cleared quickly.  Now, the fishermen said, the waters were clean and almost clear as glass.  Their aquatic excursions took them directly over the city that used to be Los Angeles.  It now more closely resembled Atlantis.  The shattered and ruined skyscrapers rose out of the water like mute sentinels.  At low tide the boats would cruise above what formerly was one of the most famous cities in the world.  The crowd hung on to every word as they described trolling the grid of streets, watching fish and sharks swim where luxury cars used to drive, some forty feet below.  
Teacher finished his last piece of fish and followed it with a gulp of milk.  At this moment the townspeople were gathering to play.  The songfest would be starting soon.  He worked his way to the edge of the crowd and quietly retreated back to the wall where he had placed his textbook.  From this vantage point he could listen and thumb through the book.  The difference between he and them was never more apparent.  They were now, the present and future generations.  That's why he felt so driven to teach as much as his skills and (prodigious) memory could remember.  His students were the first generation of this New World.  They would set the bar for everyone to follow.  He wanted them to be capable as possible.  But even though he felt good right now, teacher knew that his life was waning away.  He belonged to another age, one gone forever.  Only a few of his generation survived the upheavals that killed about 80% of the world's populace.  
The music started.  Teacher put the book down and rubbed his eyes.  it was getting hard to concentrate.....
August, 2012
"Hey, do you have a second?" It was one of the delegates.  
Charles nodded,  "Just a moment."  And turned to the reporter to finish his answer.  
His life was now one meeting after another.  Some were big, as in the one he had just finished, speaking to a crowd of over 2,000 in St Louis, Missouri.  Others were small, sometimes at a restaurant, sometimes at an office.  The proverbial 'smoke-filled room.'
Charles' kidnapping and dramatic rescue had done wonders for his campaign.  He was courted by the networks for interviews.  And his email and social media numbers went through the roof.  These proved to be a boon at odd times.  He found supporters just about everywhere he went.  Some, especially those in the media would quietly cheer him on, especially if their superiors were hostile to his campaign.  But coming into the Iowa Caucus he was still considered a serious underdog.  The tendency was for the party elite to think of him as lucky, but lacking in substance.
Working with a national party proved to be exasperating at times.  Even though they popularized themselves as the party of law and conservatism, often times they came out in opposition to Charles' proposals.  Yet his team had carefully worked out the various positions based on voluminous input from all over the country.  All his ideas were perfectly reasonable.  Charles didn't let this get to him, instead, he concentrated on how positive the results would be for the country.  
There were several moments when Charles thought he would be pushed out of the game, but every time he would impress someone enough to help him.  These people were mostly what he called the 'old guard' members of the party.  Very influential but not widely known.  It turned out that the majority of those who claimed leadership were less interested in moving the party forward, and more interested in fundraising and the status quo.  But the numbers simply weren't in his favor at this juncture.  Not enough of the old guard types were willing to back him.  So now what to do?  He attempted two things, one was to approach the leadership of those delegates backing candidates who for one reason or another had dropped out.  If he could convince them to roll their votes over to him, his numbers would increase automatically.  The other strategy was to simply get as many of his own followers as possible to register as delegates.  By the beginning of August fully half of the possible candidates had dropped out.  Charles and his team had worked to exhaustion, but the stakes were too high for them to quit now.
It was a great day when Charles got the call.  The old guard had talked at length about his viability as a candidate and thought his campaign had great appeal to the ordinary voter, as well as the momentum.  Among the contenders he was in third place.  The national convention in Miami was only two weeks away.  Charles was ready for the national stage.  

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Arguments Weak and Strong

Not too long ago there was a highly publicized debate between creationist Ken Ham and evolutionist Bill Nye.  This post begins my take on that debate.  I am going to present an overview of the arguments discussed and give some input on their relative strengths. 

Let me give the purpose statement for the contest:  By CNN's Tom Foremen:  "Is creation a viable model of origins in todays modern scientific era." 

The two were each given a five minute segment for opening remarks.  In the spirit of fair play a coin was tossed.  The winner was Ken Ham and he elected to present first.  I'm not going to detail everything he said, of course, but I will give some of them and my impressions. 

Ham started with a few quotes, one of them notably from a scientist, engineer and inventor who is also a creationist. 

He goes on to give a definition of the word 'science'.  (From the Latin, 'to know'.) This word, he says has come to present usage in  two different ways.  One way is with what he calls 'observational science'.  All hard scientific research in process today fall into this realm.  The modern world and all the attendant technologies are the result this science, as well as our knowledge of astronomy, biology, DNA and medicine.  The other is what he calls 'historical science'.  This falls into the category of theory because no one was there to observe the events, as in the Big Bang and Evolution. 

Modern media and textbooks use both terms interchangeably.  They make no distinction between hard science and man-made theory.  Ham believes the word 'science' has been hijacked by secularists who use it to indoctrinate kids into thinking that everything in our universe is the result of natural processes and presents man as simply an evolved animal. 

What is the strength of opening quotes?  Not very.  A little below average to me.  First, while it is good to quote scientists and inventors, they also tend to be a quirky lot.  It would be easy for Nye to simply dismiss them as good engineers who know little or nothing about 'real' science. 

What about his attempt to make a distinction between uses for the word 'science'?  Again, not so good.  He is on the fringes of science, and an attempt to re-work the terms can be easily countered.  Nye does this with a single statement.  I say this in spite of the fact that Ham brings up a valid point.  But science for quite some time now has gone beyond the simple collection and classification of facts to development of theories about how everything works.  My own opinion is that maybe there is a better, more effective way to bring out the differences. 

And what about Bill Nye? 

Nye begins with the Bow Tie story, which seems to be unrelated to his subsequent statements, but it is central to them.

He says that the story (of the Bow Tie) may be true, or it may not be.  But we are all trying to get to the truth.  If we were not watching the debate we might well be watching CSI, or one of its many permutations.  What makes CSI important?  They use evidence to find out what really happened.  Science is science, the only place where a distinction is made between types of science is with Ham.  Natural laws that applied in the past apply now.  Scientists take the clues and extrapolate to find out the real story.

He goes on to mention the flood, (which he calls a 'remarkable view') and the Grand Canyon.  The fossils there are found in layers, but there is not a single place where the fossils of one type of animal cross over into the fossils into another level.  Not one tried to swim up to save itself. 

Lastly he talks about our nation with its scientific and technological edge.  He's concerned that the attempts by people like Ham to redefine science will make it more closed minded and reduce or eliminate our ability to innovate.

Are Nye's arguments any better than Ham's?  Not really.  He is a mainstream Evolutionist, so his go-to place is of course, the Grand Canyon.  All those beautiful layers!  It's obvious (to him anyway) that each layer represents a span of millions of years.  That's why none of the fossils cross into other layers.  They either died off, or evolved into the creatures found in the next one.  This is their signature argument.  Can it be countered?  Yes.

It's clear from his reasoning he considers the Flood Story to be pure fiction, and the evidence he will present next will demonstrate that fact.  And what about his 'technological edge' statement.  A bit arrogant to me.  After all, our country was founded more than a century before the theory of Evolution was proposed.  We did quite well without it.  We will also do quite well when the Theory of Evolution is relegated to the dust bin of history too.

Are his arguments that good?  Not really.  Only slightly better than Ham's

And now, I want to give my take on something that has nothing to do with the facts of the debate,  Were I one of the contestants and won the toss, I would have let Nye go first.  For two basic reasons.  First, Bill Nye is my guest and it is common courtesy for him to precede me.  Second, I have always thought that in any debate the better position was to speak last.  Those arguments would be freshest in the audiences mind, and the later speaker might have the opportunity to counter something his predecessor said, as Nye did to Ham. 

I would like to invite you to watch the debate.  Here is the link:  http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/02/04/271648691/watch-the-creationism-vs-evolution-debate-bill-nye-and-ken-ham

Monday, May 28, 2012

Candidate of the Apocalypse Episode 11

"The Return"

"You were held for three days by a group of armed men and freed by the FBI in a dramatic rescue.  What can you tell us about your experience?"

"Well, Matt, it was something for me to hear their voices as they came through the door!  But my perspective is a little skewed.  At the time I was hooded and tied to a chair."

"Tell me about those moments."

"There were four men.  They rarely talked to me.  They asked no questions and mostly kept to themselves.  I was brought food once a day and given a few minutes to walk around before being tied up again.  At the end there was a sudden argument.  They were speaking some foreign language that I didn't understand.  They got to fighting amongst themselves.  It got so bad my chair was knocked over.  I could hear them scuffling all around me.  Suddenly there was a blast and in came the cavalry."

"Were you able to meet those men?"

"Briefly.  They brought me back to headquarters so I could call my family and let them know I was ok.  I was debriefed there."

"I'm afraid those men were not available this morning,  But we are pleased to have as our guest FBI director Bill Torres.  Bill, I understand there was a surprising twist to this story."

"Yes, there was.  This case is most unusual in that the kidnappers made no effort to contact us with any demands.  We didn't and still don't know their identities or who put them up to it.  That put us at a severe disadvantage until we got an anonymous tip that led us to the right place..."

Franks turned the TV off.  He knew what was coming next.  Lies.  Why is it that the big dogs leave all the work to the underlings, then, when a camera crew shows up they swoop in to take the credit?  Well, no matter. The public would probably never know the true story...

The boy rarely looked up and never answered a question directly.  His dad did all the talking.  They lived alone a couple of blocks from the old Fulton River District.  Even though large parts of the area had been renovated in recent years, there were still a few abandoned and lifeless buildings.  Franks got the gist pretty fast.  The boy had wandered away from his home one evening and was hiding when a van drew by.

"Three men were carrying another out of the van into the building."

"But it was dark, how could he have seen it?"

"They were back-lit by a streetlight nearby."

"Why wasn't he seen?"

"Come on, he's pretty small.  Besides, it was night and he was hiding under some stairs."

"How was he able to tell you this when he doesn't speak?"

The man pulled out his cell phone and opened an app.  "Here. This is designed for autistic children.  I talk to my son using these symbols.  They give me an avenue into his world, and to him it's a game.  I save all our conversations so I can learn to better communicate with him."

He showed Franks a series of symbols.  A sad face, a man, the number 4, a horse with a rider, and a stick.

"He was sad because to him, the man they were carrying was sick.  He doesn't have a symbol for 'carry' so he substituted 'ride'."

"What about the stick?"

"I'm not for sure about that one.  I think he means - guns."  He whispered.

"When was this?"

"Two night ago, late."

"Does he remember where it was?"

"Of course."

"Tell the boy we want to help the sick man, if he can show us the place.  Will he do that?

The father touched a couple of icons on his screen.  In a moment the boy responded.
The icon was a happy face.

"Yes."

"Let's go."

It took a while for them to arrive at the building.  Chicago traffic being what it was.  They approached from an angle they knew wouldn't tip the kidnappers off to their presence.  The team formed up at the end of the building and the boy verified, through video cam, the doorway.  Franks had some other agents quietly take the boy and his dad away.  He took one last look at his men.

"Showtime!"

They were quick and deadly.  Each man carried at least three weapons and a couple of other tricks too.  Like a little fiber-optic camera that allowed them to peek around corners without being spotted.  The hallway was empty.  Quietly they checked each room using the camera.  It didn't take long.  The men used silent gestures so each would know his assignment, which kidnapper to take out.  Right then everything went south.  Screams burst from inside the room.  The agents thought they were made and Charles' life was in imminent danger.  Franks set the charge and blew the door.  Seconds later it was over.




Thursday, May 17, 2012

Episode 10: Candidate of the Apocalypse

"Franks"

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen:  I am honored to stand before you on this important night.  By being here you are sending a message.  That message is simple.  You care about the United States of America and its future.  For the past several weeks our campaign slogan has been, 'It's my property, and it's my money.'  This is a theme which resonates with you.  I know, I've read your e-mails!  Thousands of them! (What he was saying was not far from the truth. He was a voracious reader.)  Our purpose is to point out a problem - an attitude that permeates our federal government today.  An attitude that says, 'What's yours is mine.' And they are perfectly willing to take it too.  If not directly through egregious taxation: then indirectly by endless regulation and mandates.  There is a word for taking something that does not belong to you - stealing!  Since when to the feds have the authority to tell a private enterprise to get rid of its chief executive?  Since when do they have the authority to take over a company?  And since when do they have the authority to order private citizens to buy something?  Or else! "

The standing room only crowd responded has he talked.  Charles continued:

"The implications of Federal interference in our personal and economic lives are clear.  If they can reach into a big company and order it around, they can reach into a small one and do the same.  If they can order you to buy something, anything, what is to stop them from ordering you to shop at certain stores, or send your children to certain schools.  I think you know this is an extremely dangerous direction for any government, and especially ours, to take.

Fortunately, we have a precedent established a little over two hundred years ago.  Our Founding Fathers put the idea to pen like this:  "...That when any government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it..."

"Are you going to stare at that computer screen all day?"

Franks turned in his chair to see his friend and colleague in the doorway.

"Got a couple of interviews in an hour, Mike.  Thought I'd make use of the time with some research."

"Shouldn't you be researching the perps rather than the victim?"

"I know, but it's been three days and nothing has surfaced so far.  I thought something in these videos would give me a clue as to why he became a target in the first place."

"What have you found?"

"Nothing, really.  He seems to be an upstanding guy who's running out of a genuine desire for change."

"Change?  I thought the present regime was going to take care of that."

"Apparently they have, except it's all been in the wrong direction."  Franks turned his head back to the screen.  Charles was still talking.

"Let me ask a question, how many people are tasked with ruling over us?  What would that total be?  The House of Representatives numbers 435.  The Senate is comprised of 100 members.  Then we have to add the President, Vice President and the Supreme Court.  All in all that makes 546 people.  That's it.  You know, if those 546 people decided today to stop spending, it would happen.  If they decided to reform the tax code, explore oil fields within the continental US, reduce the size and scope of the EPA, or make any number of positive changes, they would happen.  Obviously that is not the case..."

Franks paused the video and turned to his friend.

"Time to go.  Hey, Mike, before I leave, let me show you something.  I got this really strange email yesterday.  I can't seem to locate it's source.  Might have some implications in the investigation. Can you help me with it?

"Sure.  Let me take a look."

A few minutes later he said, "Yea, this is a little strange.  May I use your computer?"

"I'd rather you didn't.  I've got a lot of things going on right now, but Hank (he nodded to the office on the right) is out on vacation for another couple of days.  He wouldn't mind."

Mike nodded, "Just give me a moment to get in."

Franks shot the email over to the other computer, gathered his things and strode down the hall.

Shortly the elevator doors opened and Franks walked briskly across the lobby.  He was mentally going over the questions to ask in his upcoming interviews.  To be honest, he wasn't optimistic.  Neither witness was able to come up with much specific info, but due diligence was required, and time was pressing.

He was almost out the door when someone grabbed his sleeve.  "Blast", he said to himself.  He was in a hurry.  The man was short with a pale be-speckled face.  Beside him was a slight boy who refused to look at him.  Something was in his hand.

"May I help you?"  Franks turned to face the man.  He wanted to get this over as quickly as possible.

"Well, er, y-y-yes," the man stuttered.  Franks sighed, this was going to take a while.

"What floor is the FBI on?"

"Eleventh floor, turn right and it's straight ahead."

"Thank you, Ummm, are you FBI?"

"I am.  Field Agent Tommy Franks at your service."

"Over here, Brian,"  The man guided the boy over to some chairs where he sat down while the men stood and talked.  Franks now saw that he held an iPhone in his hand.  Without looking up the boy started playing a game, oblivious to everything else.

His father turned to Franks and started talking.

Ten minutes later Franks pulled his phone and called the head of the strike team assigned to his case.  "Get your team ready.  Now!" he growled.

Monday, May 7, 2012

Interval Training: The Now Workout?

It was the late 70's and I was a sophomore at Liberty University.  On the first day of wrestling practice Coach Bonheim called us together and announced: "All right, this year we are going to do something a little different."  He went on to explain how practices would be organized.  Every other day we would be wrestling.  The in-between days were to be spent practicing moves.  This was my introduction to interval training.

Wrestling days began with body-weight exercises.  Coach was a bit leery of free-weights back then.  Afterward the real work started.  A typical session would go like this:  Wrestling for a 1 minute period, then 2 minutes, then 3.  Next:  3 minutes, 2 minutes and 1 minute.  Between we would circle the mat and check our pulse.  Once our heart rate fell below 120 we would start again.  Thus it would continue.  Each practice would include about 45 minutes of full-on wrestling.

Off days would serve two purposes:  Recovery from the previous day; and refinement of skills.  This was radically different from what I had known before and I was curious about the effects.  They turned out to be good.  The team had a winning season and we placed 3rd in the NCCAA (National Christian College Athletic Association) tournament.  The previous year we had placed 5th.  The effect on me?  Unfortunately I had to leave the team for more pressing matters early in the season.  But the short time I had put me in arguably the best shape of my life.  I had a resting heart rate of 50.  I was strong with great endurance and flexibility.

That was then.  Today interval training and its numerous variations are among the most popular forms of exercise.  They promise all the usual benefits of training; weight loss, increased energy, muscle mass, etc, in a much shorter time frame.  I am speaking of a couple of studies which seem to show that short, intense bursts of energy can have the same effectiveness as longer, less intense sessions.

I decided to test this idea on a willing subject - me.  What kinds of changes would a high-intensity workout engender?  Not being a gym rat anymore, I own exactly three pieces of equipment.  Two 40 lb dumbbells and a NordicTrack bicycle.

On alternate days I do weights.  Back, chest (in the form of pushups), abs, shoulders and arms.  Three sets each with no more than 3 minutes rest in between.  I warm up with a quick sprint on the bike, and usually hit it again halfway through to keep my heart rate (way) up.  The in between days consist of bicycle sprints:  4 of them with 3 minutes rest in between.  This may sound like a short session.  It is.  I spend no more than 1 minute at a time riding, but my pace is furious.  Some days I go at my absolute max speed.  These last for about 30 seconds.  Other days I go at the highest rate I can perform for 1 minute.

The new workout had an immediate effect, mostly in a negative sense.  The pain in my legs by the end of each sprint was tremendous. I would be sucking air like crazy and my heart felt like it was going to leap out of my chest.  This is certainly not for the squeamish! It took a few weeks for my body to adapt to this new workout.  Now I'm developing some variations to make the sprints even more intense.  My heart and breathing are still through the roof when I'm riding, but I recover quickly and by the next start time I'm more than ready to go again.

The effects?  My muscles are tight and feel great.  I haven't lost any appreciable muscle mass even though I have to do more reps than before.  Sure, the intensity leaves my legs tight, but I remedy that with stretching on off days.  On the up side, I am rarely tired or out of breath.  And what about my resting heart rate?  It's not 50 anymore.  Actually, it's a bit lower.

This type of workout carries a high discomfort factor, that's true.  But the benefits are well worth the effort.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

A Few Thoughts on Complexity


When we think about the ongoing debate between creationists and evolutionists, at some point the question of complexity comes up. The universe as we know it is complex and that points to a creator we would say. Not so, they retort, something can be complex and not have a designer or creator. Really? I could make a general statement that everything is complex, but it doesn't tell the whole story. Some things are more complex than others. Here are some considerations we should take into account. What makes something complex? Kind of a difficult question, but we can identify a few characteristics. First, let's talk:

Parts:
The number of parts is a factor, but that is only one aspect of it. An hourglass has lots of parts (grains of sand) but it is not really very complex. A pocket watch, however, is another matter. It contains lots of parts which are distinct from each other in material, size, shape and internal complexity. By this I am referring to the kinds of operations which are necessary to make the part fulfill its purpose. Some are made of flat metal with a couple of holes punched in them. Others are cast, drilled to precise measurements, have other parts, like bearings pressed into them, are heat treated, ground, tapped, grooved or knurled. They in and of themselves are complicated and made to exacting standards. We could also make a case for uniqueness. That is, does the part only exist in this environment, or is it widely available. Honorable mention would go the amount of time and energy required to bring all the different raw materials together for manufacture.

More than Parts:

But one thing is missing from the above argument. That would be the holistic nature of the mechanism. Is a watch more than the sum of its parts? Yes, definitely. What is it that makes the mechanism more? The fact that force and procedure must be applied to the parts in order to make them work. I alluded to this when I mentioned internal complexity. Parts alone do not make a watch. One can assemble all the necessary pieces, put them in a bag and leave them for a million years and they will never tell time no matter how much the bag is shaken, stirred or flipped. More is needed.

Force needs to be applied. Having the parts in close proximity to each other is nice, but someone, or some thing, (as in a robotic arm) must grasp the parts and put them in place. Fasteners will be needed to hold the parts together. If the fastener is a screw, it must be positioned and tightened in a specific way. Bearings are another matter. Watch makers often use jewels as bearings because of their resistance to wear. The force required for them must be very specific. If they fit too tight or too loose the watch will not achieve its full potential. It may wear out too fast, or not keep good time. If it is a mechanical watch, the spring mechanism must be placed in such a way that it will have some tension on it. Again, force must be specifically applied. Just the application of force is not good enough. Parts must be assembled according to certain:

Procedures. A watch cannot be put together in a haphazard manner. Since each part is interdependent they need to be assembled in a specific order. Fit between the various gears, bearings and drive mechanism is critical. Tolerances must be attended to. Often, the fit between parts is adjusted before tightening.

The fact that force is judiciously applied and certain procedures are adhered to means intelligence. Intelligence is not simply implied. It is a necessary condition. Some mind must consider the parts and their relationship with each other. That same mind must direct their energy in the best way to assemble the mechanism. Under no other condition will a watch work. Ever.

Now let's consider a cell in light of the same questions.

While a watch may contain hundreds of parts, a cell contains thousands of them. Some are chemicals, others are miniature structures. A few are unique to the cell and found nowhere else on earth. All are microscopic in size. The nucleus contains the blueprint (DNA), written in chemical code for all cellular operations, and also gives the cell the ability to reproduce itself with great accuracy. Other devices read DNA and perform its instructions. Cells contain their own metabolic power supply (mitochondria) and internal highway system (endoplasmic reticulum) These parts are enveloped in a semi-permeable skin, which is an engineering marvel in and of itself.

All in all, a cell is several orders of complexity higher than any watch. It is holistic too. It has already been 'wound' up. It is alive.

And that's a trick no watch maker has ever been able to pull off.


The above photo was copied from the Wikipedia article titled: "Watchmaker Analogy".
Here is the link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watchmaker_analogy.
Also: Interested in what it might take to build a watch? Try this link: http://web.ticino.com/dcorson/watch/

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Episode 9: Candidate of the Apocalypse

Vance took a last puff of his cigarette and squashed it out. It was almost time. He had parked his car up here more than an hour before, half a block away from the Briar Street Theater. His mission was simple, to disrupt a political rally by any means possible. The candidate was a relative unknown, but he was supported by the Tea Party and that was enough for him, or, for his bosses anyway.

Vance's contact was nothing more than a voice, but he sure paid well. The call had come from a blocked phone a week before. If he was successful, and he usually was, a significant deposit would be made into one of his accounts. Cracking his knuckles and neck, he secretly hoped to get into a fight. But something wasn't quite right. He had been monitoring the sidewalk traffic for almost an hour and had seen no one approach the theater. Checking his watch again he saw it was only 15 minutes before the meeting was to begin. "These guys sure are running late tonight", he thought. Just then his phone rang....

Charles quickly ascended the podium. He stood smiling and nodding to acknowledge the crowd. With a raise of his hand the cheering stopped.

"First of all I would like to thank a few of you who somehow were able to book us at this beautiful edifice! Let's have a cheer for the Bank of America Theater!" As the crowd roared Charles nodded to a few people against the back wall who were smiling broadly.

"....What do you mean I've got the wrong place! This is the address they sent me!"

The voice on the phone rose in pitch and volume for a few moments, then calmed. Vance listened intently as the muscles in his neck tensed.

"Yes sir, I'll try and do better next time."

Vance got out of the car and paced back and forth on the sidewalk. Now what? He had fallen into disfavor with his bosses. Someone must have known what he was up to and led him on a wild goose chase. He'd been had. That realization worked its way through his mind and enraged him. "All right, two can play at that game. I know a few people too!" His phone came up to his ear and in a moment he was speaking in hushed tones to a man on the other end....

Charles held up the front page of yesterday's newspaper to display the headline.

"Tonight we will be talking about politics and the economy. First I want to explode a myth to you. A lot of times we see politicians in the news saying something like, 'We're going to put people back to work!' Or some variation of that. It doesn't matter what political party they represent. They're lying! The fact of the matter is this-governments do not and cannot create jobs. People do. We can see from a couple of thousand years of history that the powers of government have tried all kinds of different things to affect, or control the marketplace. And do you know how many times they have succeeded? Zero! An obvious lesson for us, isn't it? The best thing any government can do to promote economic growth is simply to get out of the way."

From his vantage point against the wall, his campaign manager had an excellent view of the crowd. They were fully engaged with Charles as he spoke. They smiled at his witticisms, nodded as he made each point and applauded regularly. The hard work their campaign had put in for the last year was showing. From the very beginning Charles had insisted on recording every talk he made. Not out of conceit, which was absent from his persona, but to help him get better. Every answer, along with his body language and facial expressions were examined in detail. Charles had honed his skills like a craftsman. The truth was that he already had many of the best qualities in place. He was friendly, personable, self-effacing and intelligent. He had a way of speaking to the issues softly but powerfully and could inspire confidence in just about any audience.

But tonight was something special.

His speech drew a standing ovation and Charles easily moved into the question and answer portion of the evening. Unlike most candidates at so called town hall meetings, none of the questions were screened. Charles stayed on the platform for this while some volunteers worked their way through the audience. Each one carried a portable camera so the questioner's face could be broadcast on the big screen up front. His answers were straight from the shoulder with no notes. His grasp of the issues, though considerable, was stretched to the limit. Questions covered every major and minor issue. Charles was able to keep upbeat and positive through it all.

Before long the meeting wound to a close. Most people filed out, but some stayed, hanging around in small groups with the largest around Charles. Like every meeting, (time permitting, of course) he would not leave until he had talked personally with everyone. It was past eleven o'clock when they finally shut the lights in the auditorium down. Charles had been there for over five hours and the fatigue was showing on his face. All that was left was to sign a few papers. His campaign manager would perform this task. Charles left first.

A few minutes later his manager came out of the theater, trotted across West Monroe and turned left. Their car was just up the street. As he walked his mind was thinking about the next day's schedule. They would start early at Good Day Chicago. That meant very little sleep tonight. But there would be an opportunity to catch a few winks on the flight back tomorrow afternoon. Just then his thoughts were interrupted. Something was going on up ahead. Some kind of struggle. He paused for a moment, not out of fear, but curiosity. Then he shouted at the top of his lungs and took off running. Some thugs were attacking Charles!

"Hey!" he shouted, "Leave that guy alone!" One of the masked men turned his head toward the manager and pointed a pistol in his direction. Seeing the gun he dove to the side, just in time to see the muzzle flash out the corner of his eye. He heard the whine of the bullet as it passed through the space where he was a moment ago. There was no fear at the moment. That would come later. He rolled to his feet and saw that Charles was being hauled into a van. The door slammed shut and tires squealed as it took off. The manager ran out into the street unable to do anything except watch as the van disappeared into the night.

"Help! Help!" He cried into the air with tears streaming down his face.